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Galaxy of Terror
Literally home video quality movies by the Polonia brothers. Truly difficult to watch.
Classics From Outer Space
10 movies on 3 dvd's. You gotta love Starman in Attack from Space. Also features Night of the Blood Beast, and a Flash Gordon episode.
20 Movie Pack Chilling
The Galaxy Invader could sell this DVD pack alone with its cheesiness. Other goodies here are Dementia 13, and Night of the Living Dead.
Giant Monsters
Three discs of our favorite rocket powered turtle, Gamera.
Warriors of the Wasteland - 3/20/11
Review in Progress
Zontar, The Thing From Venus
Possible Reviewsvote
Something from the Polonia Brothers
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The Atomic Brain
+0
Snowbeast
+0
Laser Mission
+0
Night Of The Blood Beast
+0

It's the year 2019 and the world has fallen into nomadic chaos following a nuclear holocaust. In one corner of the world, peaceful nomads live in fear of the shoulder-padded thugs, The Templars, who are intent on destroying all of the remaining human population. One man, Scorpion, is determined to live in peace, and isn't about to let some homosexual storm trooper knock-offs get in his way.
DVD Title(s): Space Quest 10 DVD Set
Writer(s): Tito Carpi, Enzo G. Castellari, Antonio VisoneMusic: Claudio Simonetti
Director(s): Enzo G. Castellari
Producer(s): Fabrizio De Angelis
Actor(s): Giancarlo Prete (Scorpion (as Timothy Brent)), Fred Williamson (Nadir), George Eastman (One), Anna Kanakis (Alma), Ennio Girolami (Shadow (as Thomas Moore)), Venantino Venantini (Father Moses), Massimo Vanni (Mako), Iris Peynado (Vinya)... [more]

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0
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When Ro-Man lands on earth all heck breaks loose and everyone on earth is killed by hydrogen bomb warfare. Everyone except little Johnny and his family who must save humanity by stopping our love sick alien robot monster and put an end to his plans to destroy earth.
DVD Title(s): 50 Movie Pack: Sci-Fi Classics
Writer(s): Wyott OrdungMusic: Elmer Bernstein
Director(s): Phil Tucker
Producer(s): Phil Tucker, Alan Winston, Al Zimbalist
Actor(s): George Nader (Roy), Claudia Barrett (Alice), Selena Royle (Mother (as Selena Royale)), John Mylong (The Professor), Gregory Moffett (Johnny), Pamela Paulson (Carla), George Barrows (Ro-Man the Monster / (2nd role) Great Guidance)... [more]

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2.92
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Planning some vacation time in the Mexican desert? Well, you might want to think about cancelling that flight because I've got bad news for you - Dr. Araņa's breeding human-tarantula hybrids that get 45 mpg, wait, not that kind of hybrid...human-tarantula hybrids that he can control with his mind and he's going to use them to take over the world! Yeah. So you'll probably want to make new plans. Not that it'll matter. Your fate is inevitable.
DVD Title(s): 50 Movie Pack: Sci-Fi Classics
Writer(s): Herbert Tevos, Orville H. HamptonMusic: Hoyt Curtin
Director(s): Ron Ormond, Herbert Tevos
Producer(s): Melvin Gordon, Joy N. Houck, William Perkins, J. Francis White
Actor(s): Jackie Coogan (Doctor Aranya), Allan Nixon ('Doc' Tucker), Richard Travis (Dan Mulcahey), Lyle Talbot (Narrator (voice)), Paula Hill (Doreen Culbertson (as Mary Hill)), Robert Knapp (Grant Phillips), Tandra Quinn (Tarantella)... [more]

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5
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What happened to the good ol' days when you could take a leisurely ride on your rowboat into the ocean without the fear of a uranium laser zapping you, or a slow-moving guy in a rubber suit eating you? Those days are over thanks to Professor King and his mutation experiments, which have created a lethargic beast known as the 'phantom'. Watch as teams of scientists ego-clash to uncover the mystery behind this...mystery.
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Writer(s): Lou Rusoff, Dorys LukatherMusic: Ronald Stein
Director(s): Dan Milner
Producer(s): Jack Milner
Actor(s): Kent Taylor (Dr. Ted Stevens / Ted Baxter), Cathy Downs (Lois King), Michael Whalen (Prof. King), Helene Stanton (Wanda), Phillip Pine (George Thomas (as Philip Pine)), Rodney Bell (William S. 'Bill' Grant), Michael Garth (Sheriff)... [more]

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3
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Women, the sole inhabitants on an isolated island, are peacefully minding their business gathering pearls when two guys have to shipwreck and anger their shark God, Kangaroa. Spend 58 minutes watching the crazy antics of criminal Lee Johnson and kind natured brother Chris try to get off this island while trying to rescue their new lady friend, Mahia, from the religious tyranny of a crazed matriarch.
DVD Title(s): 50 Movie Pack: Sci-Fi Classics
Writer(s): Robert Hill, Victor StoloffMusic: Ronald Stein
Director(s): Roger Corman
Producer(s): Ludwig H. Gerber
Actor(s): Bill Cord (Christy 'Chris' Johnston), Don Durant (James 'Jim' Johnston), Lisa Montell (Mahia), Jeanne Gerson (Queen Pua), Carol Lindsay (Hula Dancer), Ed Nelson (Guard (uncredited)), Beverly Rivera (Island Girl (uncredited))

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2
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In the deserts of the west a giant Gila monster has been growing unbeknownst to anyone. He gets an appetite for people and begins crashing into cars and eating hitchhikers. Good thing our renaissance man Chase is around to protect the town from this lethargic yet deadly beast.
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Writer(s): Ray Kellogg, Jay SimmsMusic: Jack Marshall
Director(s): Ray Kellogg
Producer(s): Ken Curtis, B.R. McLendon, Gordon McLendon
Actor(s): Don Sullivan (Chase Winstead), Fred Graham (Sheriff Jeff), Lisa Simone (Lisa), Shug Fisher (Old Man Harris), Bob Thompson (Mr. Wheeler), Janice Stone (Missy Winstead), Ken Knox (Horatio Alger 'Steamroller' Smith), Don Flournoy (Gordy)... [more]

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3.5
(8 votes)
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Expecting teenagers to come to Earth and have a swinging out-of-this-world party at the malt shoppe? Well, think again. These aliens are only concerned about one thing - a planet on which to raise their all-devouring main source of food, gargons. Love struck rebel alien, "Derek", attempts to foil their plans of bringing thousands of gargons to earth. But wait, what's this? The test gargon is on the loose and terrorizing everything in its path!
DVD Title(s): 50 Movie Pack: Sci-Fi Classics
Writer(s): Tom GraeffMusic: no attribution
Director(s): Tom Graeff
Producer(s): Tom Graeff
Actor(s): David Love (Derek), Dawn Bender (Betty Morgan (as Dawn Anderson)), Bryan Grant (Thor), Harvey B. Dunn (Gramps Morgan), Tom Graeff (Joe Rogers (as Tom Lockyear)), King Moody (Spacecraft Captain (as Robert King Moody)), Helen Sage (Nurse Morse)... [more]

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4
(1 vote)
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Wanna spend a couple of weeks stranded on an island with a fairly attractive troupe of dancers? Well think again buster, cause this island's got a giant uranium enriched spider just waiting to wrap his legs around you and...strangle you? Yeah, seems kind of odd. But that's just one of the many...Horrors of Spider Island!
DVD Title(s): 50 Movie Pack: Sci-Fi Classics
Writer(s): Fritz Böttger, Eldon Howard, Albert G. MillerMusic: Karl Bette, Willy Mattes
Director(s): Fritz Böttger
Producer(s): Gaston Hakim, Wolf C. Hartwig
Actor(s): Harald Maresch (Joe (US version) (as Temple Foster)), Helga Franck (Georgia), Alexander D'Arcy (Gary Webster (as Alexander d'Arcy)), Helga Neuner (Ann), Rainer Brandt (Robby (as Reiner Brandt)), Gerry Sammer (May), Eva Schauland (Nelly)... [more]

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3
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When a spaceship and its crew disappear, what do you do? Send another spaceship. When that one disappears? Send another ship, of course! Cptn. Frank Chapman is at the helm of the 2nd lost ship when he ends up stranded on a large asteroid where he is shrunken down to 6 in. by "the weird oxygen". If you can sit through this and many more mind-blowing explanations as to what's going on on this planet you just might enjoy this one.
DVD Title(s): 50 Movie Pack: Sci-Fi Classics
Writer(s): William Telaak, Fred De Gorter, Fred Gebhardt, Fred Gebhardt, William MarshallMusic: no attribution
Director(s): William Marshall
Producer(s): Fred Gebhardt, Hugo Grimaldi, Leo A. Handel, Robert Kinoshita
Actor(s): Dean Fredericks (Capt. Frank Chapman), Coleen Gray (Liara), Anthony Dexter (Herron (as Tony Dexter)), Francis X. Bushman (Sessom), Richard Weber (Lt. Ray Makonnen), Al Jarvis (Judge Eden), Dick Haynes (Col. Lansfield), John Herrin (Capt. Beecher)... [more]

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4
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You don't have to be some kind of educated city boy to know what's gonna happen when an alien crash lands in the middle of redneck country. A local boy and a college professor do their darndest to protect the alien but will it be enough to save him from the wreckless hate that is backwoods Maryland?
DVD Title(s): 20 Movie Pack Chilling
Writer(s): Don Dohler, Don Dohler, Anne Frith, David W. DonohoMusic: Norman Noplock
Director(s): Don Dohler
Producer(s): Anne Frith, George Stover
Actor(s): Richard Ruxton (Joe Montague), Faye Tilles (Carol Montague), George Stover (J.J. Montague), Greg Dohler (David Harmon), Anne Frith (Ethel Montague), Richard Dyszel (Dr. William Tracy), Kim Dohler (Annie Montague), Theresa Harold (Vickie Johnson)... [more]

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2
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